My daughter is 3 weeks old. I was changing her diaper and right as I wiped her and then picked up her dirty diaper to change her into a clean one, she began pooping. Like a volcano erupting. I couldn’t stop it. I tried to quickly put the clean diaper underneath her but it was too late. Poop was everywhere. I started to yell. It was a nightmare. She didn’t even stop pooping. She pooped for at least 5 minutes straight. Hot lava poop. At one point I thought I was going to have to sit there and watch her poop for the rest of my life. I was yelling like I was a doctor and my patient was dying. I said “We need help in here!” like someone was going to rush in and take the poop away.
I would like to add that I was in my house by myself so I yelled “we need help in here” to absolutely no one. That’s parenthood
